i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Small penises have feelings too.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
