apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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