belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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