you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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