She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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