More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I have post one night stand depression
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