It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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