But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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