Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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