2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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