Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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