take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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