His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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