your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I stole a fireplace last night.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
