Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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