when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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