If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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