All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
ttyl tear gas
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
