So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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