Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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