I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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