this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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