Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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