we have officially lost it.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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