Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it because I queefed?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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