i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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