Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
do nipples grow back?
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