it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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