these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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