I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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