I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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