You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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