a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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