you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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