White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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