I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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