And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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