can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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