just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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