Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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