ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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