He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
