When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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