pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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