There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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