i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Hippo gnu deer
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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