No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You are the jesus of drinking
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
