Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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