You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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