Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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